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Why the hell is everybody terasa by my previous blog entry? What the fuck makes you think I know how your dick smells like? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

I had another epiphany.

Actually you're not even good looking you know. And you smell like your dick.

My third time-lapse attempt.

My second time-lapse attempt.

My first time-lapse attempt!

LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!

Female gamers. Best girlfriends in the world.

fffffuuuuuuuuu

Brain Troll

I just woke up from a stupid dream. I won't say who it's of, but let's just call him fuckingdouchebagofnovember2011. In my dream, he told me he now have a girlfriend. I don't quite care about him anymore, like I haven't once thought of him ever since we last talked, but somehow when I woke up, I felt like I was affected by it, like I didn't like the idea of him having a girlfriend. Kinda hurts a bit. Don't know why..

Then I sat in bed, wondered what the fuck that was all about, tried to make sense of it, then my brain started thinking of all endearing stuffs related to him! Probably cause I miss him and wonder how he's doing.. Started thinking of stuffs like douchebag smiling at me, douchebag trying to look manly, douchebag walking and waving at me in the carpark, douchebag wiping his sweat, douchebag giving me a hug, douchebag with his signature perverted look, douchebag with his puppy face when he listens to all my stories, etc.. first it was alright, I was just remembering what he was like and what makes him him...until I started wondering where he is now. My brain trolled on me and thought of places he could be at with some not even possible to happen. My brain was like...

maybe douchebag is by the river of babylon..

maybe douchebag is dancing with John Travolta..

maybe douchebag is walking on sunshine..

maybe douchebag is having prata for supper at simpang bedok..

maybe douchebag is climbing the great wall of china...

maybe douchebag met and fell in love with Eileen Dover..

HAHAHAHA What the fuck, brain, what the fuck! I not only miss him even more, I was sort of entertained and amused by my imagination. Oh the humorous ways my brain works.. Okay.. time to snap out of it. He's nothing He's nothing He's nothing He's nothing He's nothing He's nothing He's nothing. I'm in control of my feelings. He's nothing, Shanti.. He's nothing. He was only there to use you. He won't call, he won't text, he won't even remember you. He's nothing. Goosfraba....


here comes long overdue photossssss

Thanks to Emman Obnamia for catching this touching moment of me and dad.

Today my dad called to say he's in Yishun.. He said he wanted to transfer me some allowance money through ATM but then decided to come all the way to my mom's place to give it personally instead just so he could see me and have a little chat. So sweet right! My daddy misses me! hehe

Hard at work II

I HAF A DICK!!!!!!!!!!111

Chapter 2: The Subliminal Message

I was texting Kheed Aerwalk this morning, talking about a guy who tried using a 'tactic' to talk to me (refer to previous blog post) and he was like saying something along the lines of "what kind of name is Nikmat!!? What a name for a name!" I replied "Isn't Nikmat respect in Malay?" but then I was like oh wait no thats hormat, hormat is respect, so what the fuck is Nikmat. Kheed then told me 'Nikmat' is actually the literal translation for PLEASURE.

After being told that, I felt sick to the guts. I don't care if that's his real name or an actual common Malay name, I felt like I was being sexually harassed by it! It's like saying your name is Mike Hawk Besar or Mike Hunt Nakyou and then secretly like it whenever people call you that. It's just wrong.

I remembered 2 years back I got to know this Chinese girl who is so full of herself (I know I am too but this one is MAYOR of town fullofyourself). Her name is Eileen Somethingsomethingchingchongchingchong and she's those 'step atas' kind of person who hangs out Coffee Bean or the steps right outside Ngee An City only and always holds an unlighted Viceroy menthol cigarette between her fingers, close to her face.

She thinks she looks like this

But she looks like this

Except it looks more like this

and even more like this

and this

I'm serious.. Step atas LVL Takblehangkat2themaxXXXxxxXXX!! Her then online nickname was Eileen Fashcute or Fashioncute, something annoying of that sort. Nobody really likes her because she's like nothing and a no one but she's trying so hard to make herself known for being ATAS and shit. We all call her Lor Mai Kai btw because the first time we met her, she was eating that. Actually we initially call her Siew Mai.. but then we decided not to because we realize we can't get the image of her out of our heads each time we eat Siew Mai... So it's been Lor Mai Kai from then on..

in case you don't know, this is a Lor Mai Kai. It's those glutinous pulut chicken rice shit that always comes  in those metallic steaming container with Siew Mai or Baos or Paos whatever. It's always on the last row.

Anyway.. Eileen was asking me how did I got sort of famous online. I told her it was the name... my name.. It's prominent. It's easily recognizable and is unique. People won't forget. She then thought maybe all she need is an awesome name to generate more friend requests considering Eileen somethingsomethingchingchongchingchong is too chingchong and Fashcute is too cute (according to her). This was 2 years ago, and I was very evil and childish so I came up with a brilliant plan to secretly make a fool out of her. I said "ehhhhhhhhhh.... Why not call yourself Eileen Dover from now on!" AND SHE ACTUALLY DID. MYSPACE, FRIENDSTER, TAGGED, EILEEN DOVER! She didn't get the joke! She actually became a living walking running gag for about a year until someone told her how wrong it sounds and then she  realize why we 'love' calling her by her full name so much.

I wonder if she's still alive.. You'll still be in our memories.

Chapter 1: The 'Tactic' [My brain is full of fuck]

Some time ago, I received a text from an unknown number asking if my name's Arshanti and whether or not I remember him. He said he approached me in town because he wanted to get to know me and that I gave him my number. I told him I know no such person as Razif and I don't anyhow give out my number so it couldn't be me. I burst his bubble and said some other girl must have gave him a random contact to avoid giving him her real number. He apologized then stopped messaging me. Few minutes later this very same individual name Razif sent me a friend request on facebook despite knowing I'm not the same girl he initially wanted to get to know. I find it suspicious. How does a person who have never seen me before find me on facebook? There's alot of other Arshanti on facebook too you know.

and first of all he said I gave him my number thinking girls like me always give out numbers and easily forget who they give it to. WRONG MOVE BRO. I don't give out my number often, and I can clearly remember the people who I give it to. Secondly he said we met at town knowing it's a place where EVERYONE goes to. ANOTHER WRONG MOVE BRO. I don't go to town often and I remember clearly I didn't give out my number to anyone during those few times that I do. Saying you see me in town is like saying you see me in the MRT except I don't take MRT, I take the cab. Smart move but not smart enough to fool me. I suspected this was all a well planned tactic like he got my number from someone and wanted to open a conversation so I ignored. 

Today I received a text from some guy name Nikmat who is apparently sending a mass forward message to all his contacts to inform them of his newly changed number. I replied that I know no Nikmat and he said he wasn't sure if he know me too and that he just simply forward to all contacts from his old phone. I assumed maybe I might know the person who uses his old phone so I ignored. Few minutes later this same Nikmat guy sent me a friend request on facebook despite knowing we don't know each other. I was wondering how the hell he found my facebook in the first place and then it struck me.. This whole thing reminded me of the Razif incident! and then guess what I found out!! Razif and Nikmat are mutual friends on facebook! They both know each other! It can't be coincidental that they both, who i've never heard of, who knows each other, mysteriously have my number and then add me on facebook after sending a rather odd text message.

Update: While typing this blog post, Nikmat dude sent me another sms.

YOU THINK I STUPID IS IT?!!!!!!!!!! 

MY BRAIN IS FULL OF FUCK!!!!!

Seriously guys.. want to kenal-kenal then just say.. Don't underestimate my ability to figure out these tactics. I know all these tactics because I USED TO DO IT MYSELF TOO. I've mastered the art of it... like taking note of the location my victim has checked-in on facebook and then messaging them that I saw them there... All this shit used to work and is fool-proof until the fucking matreps start using it, and now worst, they're using it on me! Its like playing with a player!

And yes.. girls like me need to use the 'tactic' too.. You see sometimes... though once in a very blue moon.. I will add a really hot guy... and then the guy will send me a message like "hi do i know you?.." and then what? Of course I won't reply and say "no we dont know each other but i just wanted to make friends, and maybe date, or somehow end up in a very serious relationship because you seem fuckable and i would like to have your baby and perhaps get married someday." no. I cannot say that. my ego won't allow me to say such things. so yeah.. thats when the tactic comes in handy. If the guy is an ang moh, I'd say "oh i saw you at Newton not long ago!" because ang moh kids always lepak at the newton food place. If the guy is someone from the scene, I'd say "we used to mosh together at gashaus gigs years back." because everyone from the scene have once been to gashaus. If the guy is chinese, I'd say "I think I saw you at Cineleisure.. Or Far East plaza..." because all chinks go there at least once a month without fail.

Sometimes I also want to get to know this really hot guy.. lets say his name is.. hmmm... okay Edris for example. but I'm too shy to personally ask for his phone number.. So I ask from a friend who has it.. and then I'd pretend to send a message to the wrong number.. and then when he asks "who is this", I'd say "oh sorry.. this is Arshanti.. I'm suppose to text another friend name Idris but [friend] gave me the number for Edris. Edris, Idris, same same, common mistake, so sorry, anyways hi" and then I'll try drag the conversation longer.

I'm smart.. tell me about it.

So mom and I fixed the 'chronic toilet' flush...

and I was just being cute...

Hard at work :)

Finally found something I'm good at.

Finally accepting all friend request from guys,

Because it's time to move on.

The Sheqster & The Shanmiester

Sorry for friendzoning you... But look where we are now! The bestfriendzone!

Sounds familiar?

My picture is up on sammyboyforum again.. This time not the 'malay girls' thread. It's some 'girls looking for fun' or something along the lines thread. Some random phone number was up beside my photo, says I'm 19, Caucasian, and studying in Chatsworth International. Weird.

A friend of mine saw it and initially thought I posted it myself, but he knew I'm not the kind to fake my identity and pretend I'm something I'm not so he informed me about it. There is really nothing I can do about it. These are just the repercussions of uploading my photos online. Anyone can see, anyone can steal. Can't be bothered to check the forum anymore. 

Hey,

Everything will be alright. I promise.